Office haikus

Someone sent me a copy of this little book called Office Haikus yesterday, and it is killing me. Where was this when I had a job? An example:

In my cubicle
I sit; envying the dead
Two hours left to go.

And one more:

Single occupant
Bathroom is locked. Why knock? Door
Didn't lock itself.

This is the ultimate baby shower gift for a woman who's leaving the workforce to stay home with kids, or a great Christmas gift for your favorite cubicle-dweller. If you're ordering gifts from Amazon, throw this one in as well. All day yesterday I would be doing something and then think of one of the haikus I read and just randomly burst out laughing. It's hilarious.